Ok This is Fun any requirements? a s2pid mind ^^
The Rules:
Note 1: When the Poster Question Above you did recieve his Answer. then do not Ask!
Note 2: Always Answer the Question above you! before asking you'r own s2pid question!
Note 3: when you dont want to ask or answer. and you want to post. please put OFFTOPIC on your post
Full Version: Ask Stupid some Question, Get some Stupid Answer!
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Example: Poster 1 : What is SUN? -- Poster 2 Answer : SUn is a ball with flame ( remember must be s2pid ) Poster 2 Question : Can We start now? |
Question: Why Dog has 4 feet?
| QUOTE (Fiuri @ Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:58 pm) |
| Question: Why Dog has 4 feet? |
answer:hmmmm so that it can run...yan di na yan pilosopo
question:why does ichigo has a zanpaktou?
off topic;
@ shadow
is that a stupid answer?? pilosopo naman yan eh
asnwer it in a stupid way heheheh
@ shadow
is that a stupid answer?? pilosopo naman yan eh
asnwer it in a stupid way heheheh
off topic:
yay a s2pid place wer i belong haha
joke
yay a s2pid place wer i belong haha
joke
QUOTE (im_nothing_but_a_shadow @ Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:22 pm)
| QUOTE (Fiuri @ Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:58 pm) |
| Question: Why Dog has 4 feet? |
answer:hmmmm so that it can run...yan di na yan pilosopo
question:why does ichigo has a zanpaktou?
answer: so he can kill his friends (is dis s2pid enough??)
Question: why is Popeye not considered an anime??
(hmmm wattabout dis s2pid enough?? haha)
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Question: why is Popeye not considered an anime?? |
A: because his not eating peanach well^^
Q: Are you s2pid?
A: no, coz i love spinach ( wat the conection?? ) hahahha 
Q: why is the heart keeps on pumping?
Q: why is the heart keeps on pumping?
Answer:cuz the lungs keep pumping it(is that stupid
Question:why is the sky blue?
Question:why is the sky blue?
A: 'Coz it didn't like how the color red looked on it before.
Q: Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
@Qstn: Kinda cliche' but please answer...
Q: Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road?
@Qstn: Kinda cliche' but please answer...
A: because there were no cars...(s2pid??)
Q: Y is my eyes two but my mouth only one??
Q: Y is my eyes two but my mouth only one??
A: Said they couldn't fit one more and besides, that'll only make a person louder and more talkative than normal. (Is this a s2pid answer?)
Q: How come you're taller than me? (Huh?)
Q: How come you're taller than me? (Huh?)
Off Topic:
I'm starting to like this game...
I'm starting to like this game...
A: because i hit my head on the wall last night...(is dis so s2pid that it has no relation to the question is dis okay?? haha)
Q: why did i choke the other day??(hmm)
Q: why did i choke the other day??(hmm)
A: 'Coz you forgot to say thank you. (Hahaha... )
Q: Why did I trip yestarday?
)Q: Why did I trip yestarday?
off topic: hahaahahahahah meeee tooo!!!
Answer: wer you looking at? *sigh* hehe
Question: why do asian people has black colored hair?
Question: why do asian people has black colored hair?
answer:cuz they eat squid(wee)
question:why did you cry last night?
question:why did you cry last night?
A: 'Coz my star fell down from the sky.
Q: Why can't the dogs stop barking for once?
Q: Why can't the dogs stop barking for once?
A:cause they ain't got silencers..
Q: why do phones ring??
yay!^_^
Q: why do phones ring??
yay!^_^
A: 'Coz most of them are already married. Nice...
Q: Why didn't they invite us to their reception?
Nice...Q: Why didn't they invite us to their reception?
A: they didnt pay the bill?? heheh
Q: why we have to study?
Q: why we have to study?
A: To make our noses bleed. (So s2pd... Hahaha... Eh?)
Q: Why do we shake hands?
Q: Why do we shake hands?
A: they dont know how to shake thier body ^^
Q: why do people eat?
Q: why do people eat?
A: So they can fly (no relation) haha
Q: why is 1 + 1 equal to 2???
Q: why is 1 + 1 equal to 2???
A: 'Coz it will look better than 1 + 1 = 11.
Q: Why do we need a clock/watch to know what time it is?
Q: Why do we need a clock/watch to know what time it is?
A: because is a magical item from the future
Q: Why did i squish the cockroach??
Q: Why did i squish the cockroach??
A: 'Coz you thought it would turn into a masterpiece.
Q: Why are you asking me all this?
Q: Why are you asking me all this?
A: because the cockroach i squashed said so...
Q: why are you answering all the questions here?
Q: why are you answering all the questions here?
A: Because my conscience said so.
Q: Why can't you answer me with a straight face?
Off topic: What?
Q: Why can't you answer me with a straight face?
Off topic: What?
A: Becuase my hands said so ^^
Q: why are you like me?
Q: why are you like me?
A: 'Coz we're two peas in a pod. (S2pd answer?)
Q: Why can't pigs fly?
Q: Why can't pigs fly?
A: because pigs don't have beaks
Q; Why am i here but not there???
Q; Why am i here but not there???
A: 'Coz you can't go through walls.
Q: Why don't we have superpowers of our own?
Q: Why don't we have superpowers of our own?
A: becuase we ddint register in the "Who wants to be a SuperHeroes" ^^
Q: Why do we need to sit ?
Q: Why do we need to sit ?
A: because if we don't we won't have cake
Q: Why do we drown??
Q: Why do we drown??
A: 'Coz the sea creatures don't want us conquering their territory.
Q: Why do we live on land?
Q: Why do we live on land?
A: becuse human is capable of living in Land than in sea. they'll get rust ^^
Q: What is the meaning of Stupid Love?
Q: What is the meaning of Stupid Love?
A: Love that makes you bang your head on a wall after doing something sappy or stupid. (Eh? )
Q: What did I just tell you yesterday?
)Q: What did I just tell you yesterday?
A: How should i know i'm s2pid!!
Q: Why when I tried talking to a peanut yesterday and it did not reply?
Q: Why when I tried talking to a peanut yesterday and it did not reply?
A: it change's into Apple
Q: Why do we need to browse ^^
Q: Why do we need to browse ^^
A: 'Coz we can't moustache. (Hahaha... )
Q: Why can't we fly?
)Q: Why can't we fly?
A: because we have to cut our skin and make it our wings first
Q: Why am i in the mindless part of the forums?
Q: Why am i in the mindless part of the forums?
A: you might see the other part of your brain here ^^
Q: why do we need to get old? why not get old then get young? ^^
Q: why do we need to get old? why not get old then get young? ^^
A: 'Coz nobody was a genius to think of a way to reverse the aging process.
Q: Why was your question so hard to answer?
Off topic: @Fiuri, nahirapan ako dun ah...
Q: Why was your question so hard to answer?
Off topic: @Fiuri, nahirapan ako dun ah...
A: my mine think twice faster than a ... Turtle on the Land
Q: How Come you get exited in some things?
Offtopic: hehe senxa na poh ^^
Q: How Come you get exited in some things?
Offtopic: hehe senxa na poh ^^
A: 'Coz it won't be fun if I sulked instead.
Q: Why did they call the Roller Coaster a "Roller Coaster?"
Off topic: Aus lang...
Q: Why did they call the Roller Coaster a "Roller Coaster?"
Off topic: Aus lang...
A: bcuz. they want people to get dizzy ^^ while still knowing the name ^^
Q: why cant we talk while we eat?
Q: why cant we talk while we eat?
A: We only have one pie hole.
Q: Why can't we gobble up a cake whole?
Q: Why can't we gobble up a cake whole?
A: cuz it has candles!
Q: why do we have eyes?
Q: why do we have eyes?
A: so that sharingan will be born ^^
Q: how many time's does the hen lay's egg?
Q: how many time's does the hen lay's egg?
A:as many times they want to(was that stupid??)
Q:why is mouse(the thing you use in clicking, etc) called "mouse"??
yay!^_^
Q:why is mouse(the thing you use in clicking, etc) called "mouse"??
yay!^_^
A: They thought it was too small to call a "cat."
Q: Why do Anime & cartoons defy the laws of gravity?
Q: Why do Anime & cartoons defy the laws of gravity?
A: if they won't then they're not anime
Q: why does son gokou's hair turn yellow if he is in "super saiyan mode"..?? hehe..
yay!^_^
Q: why does son gokou's hair turn yellow if he is in "super saiyan mode"..?? hehe..
yay!^_^
A: because the super pink saiyan mode was out of stock so he just got the yellow...
Q: WHY!!?? can't we jump 100 meters high??
Q: WHY!!?? can't we jump 100 meters high??
A:because we're not anime
Q: why do rabbits have long ears..??
yay!^_^
Q: why do rabbits have long ears..??
yay!^_^
A: because since they don't have long tails their ears are long instead..
Q: WHY!!?? is the mouse of the computer (the thing we use for scrolling and stuff) called a mouse??
Q: WHY!!?? is the mouse of the computer (the thing we use for scrolling and stuff) called a mouse??
A: 'Coz I already answered that qstn earlier.
Q: Why repeat the same question?
Q: Why repeat the same question?
A: because my s2pid mind ran out of s2pid ideas
Q: why do we only have 24 hrs a day??
(uhmm was that questioned earlier ??!? hah gomen!!
well wattabout now?? did i repeat again ?? : D )
Q: why do we only have 24 hrs a day??
(uhmm was that questioned earlier ??!? hah gomen!!
well wattabout now?? did i repeat again ?? : D )
Off topic: Nope, you didn't repeat the qstn...
A: Because it would be odd to have the number of hours in a day end in an ODD number.
Q: Why do people take the time to groom themselves?
A: Because it would be odd to have the number of hours in a day end in an ODD number.
Q: Why do people take the time to groom themselves?
A: because they don't want to look like their dogs/cats
Q: why didn't you give me an easier question?!
Q: why didn't you give me an easier question?!
A: 'Coz you would've treated it like a bug.
Q: Why tell me what to do?
Q: Why tell me what to do?
A: cuz my cat told me so
Q: why ask me what i tell you to do?
Q: why ask me what i tell you to do?
A: 'Coz my dog said so.
Q: Why do you give a dog a bone?
Q: Why do you give a dog a bone?
A: cuz u always mentione cats and dogs ^^ ( what's d point? *sigh* )
Q: why do we make mistakes?
Q: why do we make mistakes?
A: 'Coz we don't want to be right. (Eh?)
Q: Why use a pick-up truck to tow a car away?
Q: Why use a pick-up truck to tow a car away?
A: so that the owner can say anything. while looking his/her car get towed. and start to think: "How can i beat that huge truck eh?" hehe
Q: Why are there Friends that you can trust?
Q: Why are there Friends that you can trust?
A: so you can have something to thrust to your enemies
(uhmm does it s2pidly relate??)
Q: Why do we need to breathe endlessly??
(uhmm does it s2pidly relate??)
Q: Why do we need to breathe endlessly??
A: So that we can live endlessly.
Q: Why do we need to sleep?
Off topic: Gomene, I think my answer was only a little stupid.
Q: Why do we need to sleep?
Off topic: Gomene, I think my answer was only a little stupid.
A: because they wanted a bride..
Q: why are our questions stupid??
yay!^_^
Q: why are our questions stupid??
yay!^_^
A: because we are making the person to answer that certain s2pid question.... s2pid (hehe)
Q: well why do we answer the s2pid questions with a s2pid answer!?
Q: well why do we answer the s2pid questions with a s2pid answer!?
A: Simple, it's tradition. (S2pid enough? Hehehe...)
Q: Why do we need to say 'please' & 'thank you'?
Q: Why do we need to say 'please' & 'thank you'?
A: coz your face shape like a circle 
Q: why does the sun shine ??
Q: why does the sun shine ??
A: To make an eye-catching appearance.
Q: Why do we need to sing?
Q: Why do we need to sing?
A: Haha To Spread our Salyva ^^
Q: Why some Americans hav blue eyes?
Q: Why some Americans hav blue eyes?
A: So that they won't have to buy contacts.
Q: Why paint the night sky with stars and not rocks?
@Comment: Where did that qstn come from?
Q: Why paint the night sky with stars and not rocks?
@Comment:
Where did that qstn come from?
A: People are Scared to See Flying Rocks ^^ haha
Q: Are This Star's Like a Shooting Star?
Q: Are This Star's Like a Shooting Star?
A: Maybe, depends on who's star gazing.
Q: Why do people tie the knot?
Q: Why do people tie the knot?
A: So That the Store will OPEN ^^
Q: What do you prefer... Shakey's Pizza or Davinci's Pizza ?
Q: What do you prefer... Shakey's Pizza or Davinci's Pizza ?
A: Neither. I'm not into pasta. ( So out of context. Hahaha... )
Q: Why choose which shampoo to use to wash your hair with?
So out of context. Hahaha... )Q: Why choose which shampoo to use to wash your hair with?
A: because you can't actually choose mayo to put on(stupid bah??)
Q: why is the farmer working on a farm??
yay!^_^
Q: why is the farmer working on a farm??
yay!^_^
A: Because the fisherman got first dibs on catching fish in the sea.
Q: Why did the fox jump over the lazy dog?
Q: Why did the fox jump over the lazy dog?
A: Becuz Its Accourding to the Scroll of Farmers the Invincible clan^^
Q: why is that the cell phone keys was name in KeyPad and not KeyBoard ?
Q: why is that the cell phone keys was name in KeyPad and not KeyBoard ?
@off-topic: gomen, wrong post.. hehe..
yay!^_^
yay!^_^
A: Because if it were the same size as that of a PC keyboard, we can kiss our mini-phones goodbye. (Did that make sense?)
Q: What would you do to the boy who cried, "Wolf!"?
Q: What would you do to the boy who cried, "Wolf!"?
A: give him one..
Q: why would that boy cry "wolf"??
yay!^_^
Q: why would that boy cry "wolf"??
yay!^_^
A: 'Coz he thought someone would follow the deer he saw if he cried, "Wolf!".
Q: Why stay up late?
Q: Why stay up late?
A: cuz i can't stay down early..
Q: why do we have to take a bath??
yay!^_^
Q: why do we have to take a bath??
yay!^_^
A: To NOT attract unwanted attention...
Q: Why do we need to eat?
Q: Why do we need to eat?
A: because if we don't then who's gonna eat them..??
Q: is that answer stupid??
yay!^_^
Q: is that answer stupid??
yay!^_^
A: Is your avatar Kikumaru Eiji of Tennis no Oujisama? (Hehehe... for the sake of the thread...)
Q: Why do people count sheep instead of wolves to help them fall asleep?
Q: Why do people count sheep instead of wolves to help them fall asleep?
A: Because they are afraid that the wolves will eat them.
Q: Where does "SANDARA PARK"?
Q: Where does "SANDARA PARK"?
A : In my backyard
Q : When you see chuck norris's eyes what do you see?
Q : When you see chuck norris's eyes what do you see?
A: A MOLE
Q: When will "ORLANDO BLOOM"?
Q: When will "ORLANDO BLOOM"?
A: Tomorrow... when I put some fertilizer...
Q: Why do anime people look so beautiful and In real life... people don't look as good~?!
Q: Why do anime people look so beautiful and In real life... people don't look as good~?!
A : because they're drawn
Q : Guess what's inside my pocket?
Q : Guess what's inside my pocket?
A: Because of some camera trick
Q: Why is "JACK BLACK"?
Q: Why is "JACK BLACK"?
A: 'Coz I told him "VICTORIA'S SECRET".
Q: Did you think we wouldn't be able to catch on?
Q: Did you think we wouldn't be able to catch on?
A: Because when he was born he was dipped into black paint that doesn't wear off even if he takes a bath~!
Q: Why do anime guys don't have "it *replaced for explicit Content XD*" under their arms? **ACK~! STUPID QUESTION~!!
Q: Why do anime guys don't have "it *replaced for explicit Content XD*" under their arms? **ACK~! STUPID QUESTION~!!
A: They Better Get thier Rexona ^^
Q: How would You Know wer the wind came from?
Q: How would You Know wer the wind came from?