Hey guyz

Here's a game that I found on the web and this is also a game in AK

It's a game where i make a wish

ex: I wish I had a million dollars.

Then you guys have to currupt it or change it in some way to make it bad for me

ex: Granted, But it's in monopoly money.

Then after you make a new wish.

I'll go first.

I wish that I am an Anime

*POOF!!!*
Wish granted, but you star as a vampire... against Simon Belmont...

I wish that I have the powers of Superman!!!

granted. but with a body and face like dagul

i wish for a dual core computer

Granted!!! Pero ang OS mo eh BASIC Binary code, ha?

I wish that I have a cute anime GF!!!

Granted. But you will become a blind man...



I wish I own a mansion...

GRANTED!!!!

Pero heavilly mortgaged!

I wish for a bran new Sportscar!!!! Yung RED!!!

Granted!

Pero biglang merong bumangga sa Sportscar mo... nawarak at nagmukhang pinitpit n lata ng sardinas hehehe

I wish na may laptop ako

Laptop? GRANTED!!! Pero....





I wish I am a ninja!!!

Granted... pero pilay ka ah...

I wish I was an Angel...

Sure thing! Um... Can I call you "Lady Lucy"? You know... as in... Lady Lucy-fer?


I wish I have all 7 dragon-balls here with me...

Granted... But the dragon that you can supposedly summoned was turned into STONE already...

Dragon --->

I wish I was a Mythical Creature...

*Poof!!!*
Oh, look! A Beautiful, majestic, magical and mythical unicorn!!!!

C'mon, let's cut off its horn!!!!!

CHOP!!!!

OH, NOOOO!!!!

I wish I was a gryphon...

*pOoOoOf
wish granted peo ala ka wings


i wish i was rockman.exe

*Poof!!!*
Granted... pero wala ka Battle-chips, ha?

I wish that I have a diamond as big as a boulder!!!

granted. but it will CRASH you!!

i wish i am a student in Seishun Gakuen, with Seigaku Tennis Regulars as my friends!!



yay!^_^

Granted... but you will have HORIO as your BEST FRIEND who'll never leave your side.

I wish I was an Alice Academy Student...

Granted! Welcome aboard, Mikan-chan!!! Uhm... You're room's still on the attic...

I wish that I was your classmate in Gakuen Alice.

granted. but you're probihited to come near 100km circumference from Megami-chan.. -->gets??

i wish i have an MP4..



yay!^_^

GRANTED!!! Pero... it only plays .MID files, okey?

I wish that I was Bill Gates

Granted... but you will lose all your assets and start from scratch.

I wish I was an athlete...

SURE!!!! Sumo wrestling, OK?

I wish that I am the ultimate wizard!!!!

Granted! But you will lose all your memory of spells...

I wish I was a "Devil"...

eyng? Were you an angel before?!

JOKE LANG!!!

...ahem... GRANTED!!!!
"Devil Megami, I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine. Devil Megami, meet John Constantine..."



I wish that I was Jim Carrey in the movie "Bruce Almighty"

Granted... I'd like you to meet, Evan Almighty!

Let's see who's better... ^__^

I wish I was a Scientist...

okaaaay...
um... so... Miss Scientist... May I ask you a simple question?
Megami: SURE!!!!
Anou... What is the square root of Pi?


I wish I were smart enough to answer THAT question correctly...

Granted... but you will never be smart enough to answer all the other questions...

I wish I own a Mall...

Granted...

Megami-neeeeee'chaaaan!!!!
Tax collectors are at the door, debt collectors at the windows and mortgage agents at the roof!!!! It's like an episode from "Night of the Living Dead"!!!!!!

I wish Megami and I were friends...

Granted... but we won't be able to see each other face-to-face...

I wish I had a pony...

granted, but the pony doesn't want to be near you...

i wish i get to have my own room...

granted. but you get the one at the attic.-->stock room

i wish i had powers like that of gaara's..



yay!^_^

granted, but now u can't sleep and gaara alwayz wanted to fight you...

i wish sasuke wasn't such a show off in the naruto anime....it pisses me off!!!

granted. but then he would not be of much use now..

i wish i am SHIKA!!




yay!^_^

granted, but u are now a guy and acts like the real him.

i wish shino wouldn't use his shades everyday and cover his face everyday.

OT:

granted. but the sun would always blind him by then.

i wish i would already have my own laptop connected to the internet..



yay!^_^

granted but your internet will be so damn slow........



i wish inuyasha and kagome had their own kids...

Granted... but you will be their babysitter & they will bug you 24/7...

I wish I owned diamonds...

granted but thieves are after you......




i wish my kuya's hamster is dead.

Granted but then its soul will haunt you...

I wish I had pearls for earrings...

granted... and for a bonus, you have the whole clam as well..

i wish i would be a billionaire..



yay!^_^

granted, pero playmoney lang po!!!

I wish my kuya were here...

Watda...? What am I doing here...?! Iiiink-chaaaan.....?

I wish Ink-chan was faaaar away...!!!!

*poooof wish granted peo every one meter magteteleport xia pabalik sau^_^



i wish im not a LIAR^_^

Granted po!!! Pero, that means magiging pipi na po kayo...

I wish I have my very own hamster!

ot:ink-chan wag mo nmn aqng maxiadong galangin^_^

pooof* wish granted but ayaw sayo ng hamster mo


i wish i had a zanpakuto

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OK po.
Granted, pero di mo pa na-a-unlock ang first form nya...

I wish I have lots of fresh strawberries for everyone!!!

wish granted,but fresh lang sa paningin pero hindi fresh sa panglasa..
(huh )

i wish i had my own electric guitar

Granted, pero laging brown-out wherever you go...

I wish you would eat all those strawberries!

wish granted, pero i-susuka ko rin...

i wish pag may electric guitar na ako hindi na mag ba- brown-out..

granted pero bawal maingay eh.......



i wish my kuya's ham-ham's dead......

Granted... but then he will buy a lot of them next time...

I wish I had my own recording studio...

granted but got no electricity...........to work the thingies..........



I wanna have my 1st boyfriend now...............*got nothin to say*

Wish...um... granted...?
(Patay ako pag nabasa 'to ni kuya...)
Pero si Kuya ko ang BF mo!!

I wish walang masamang mangyari pag nabasa ito ni kuya...!

granted.. pero mangyayari un pag di nya to nabasa..

i wish i can meet my "prince"..



yay!^_^

Granted... but you'll find out later that he's a she...

Off topic: Ano 'to? Ranma 1/2?

I wish I had a tiger for a pet...

OT: .ink-chan anu un????


granted but it will attack ur whole family..............


i wish my mom is here......

pooooof* wish granted peo hmmmm galit xia sau(pis po^_^)



i wish i had a new cp^_^

granted pero......ung kasing laki ng walkie talkie......



i wish.....he would stop singing the song "I eat the colors of the rainbow"!!

wish granted!


peo kakanta k ulit every 3 hours


i wish sagutin n nia aq^_^

Granted pero naging obssesed n sya sau......*lagi nka-dikit and d ka na pinapatulog and lagi nag-seselos.*


i wish...........sna may ksama ako ngaun.kkatakot d2 sa house eh..

pooof* wish granted peo nakakatakot xia


i wish makakita aq ng treasure^_^

Granted... but as soon as you open the treasure Pirates appear and begin chasing you...

I wish I had a videoke machine...

wish granted peo laging zero score mo


i wish i had a mansion^_^

granted but it's haunted but ghosts!!



i wish thewinekone would stop being a pervert......

OT: who...?

Granted. Now he(she?) is a murderous, homicidal maniac instead.

I wish my cat could talk....

grated but now it can complain......about the food.....


i wish.......happiness is just a tear drop away....

granted but u will be crying every happiness that happens in your life^_^


i wish i had another laptop

Granted... But a puppy will pee on it.



I wish my cat didn't complain about the food...

granted but it started to steal food from ur neighbors......


i wish.....i never had allergies.....

granted... but you wouldn't like to eat those foods anyway.

I wish my cat didn't steal food from the neighbors...

granted but it steals food from your ref^_^



i wish we had a new car^_^

Granted! Pero 1st day lang, nasagasaan ng pison...

I wish my cat didn't steal food from our ref...

Granted but ur cat died because of hunger....


I wish my kuya and his gf are having fun today..

Granted! And you're there to share that fun with them!!!

I wish I have a talking goldfish...

yeah but your goldfish talks japanese^_^



i wish i was toshiro hitsugaya^_^

Granted but you'll be an anime forever......


i wish they would stop pissing me off......

granted.... Just.... granted.



I wish someone would kill me now.

Granted but you wont die......


i wish my mom's amigas would stop pissing me off......

Granted, but your brother's friends will.

I wish I wasn't so emo today...

Granted but you'll be like this instead...............--------->


i wish i had a pony......

...I'm so emo today, that one wasn't even funny.

granted, but the pony will keep on kicking you.


I wish that I won't be emo for a while

sorry

Granted but u'll still be emo...no matter what i say and do....

i wish ur ok......

Granted... but it will take a while...

I wish someone would talk to me...

Granted but that someone is a mute....


I wish i had a a pet turtle...

Granted but it will ALWAYS stay inside its shell and won't do anything, as in ANYTHING...

I wish I had an eagle for a pet...

granted peo kelangan m xiang pkainin every 2 minutes



i wish she loved me^_^

Granted but you won't be the only one who loves her...

I wish I owned a yacht...

Granted pero maraming mkikisakay.......

i wish i had a pikachu for a pet...

Granted but you will get zapped at least twice a day...

I wish I owned an island...

Granted but your face like a old woman Jejejejeje!!!


I wish I owned Planet

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That last post didn't even make sense...

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Granted. Pwede na ba sa iyo yung Mercury, o mas gusto mo ang Pluto?

I wish someone would fix my broken heart...

granted. but that someone borught another someone to break it again.

i wish my school will start on october 1st.

Granted... Pero pag gising mo eh Oct. 3 na.

I wish she cared.

granted.. pero it's not you who she cares..

i wish i can fly..



yay!^_^

Sige... rub it in pa....

Granted... You now have wings!!!! Pero wla ka na kamay...


I wish she didn't do that...

granted.. but she will do something worse..

OT: gomen.. dapat ma'corrupt..

i wish there would be no class for a month..



yay!^_^

granted.... pero you will have classes for 4 whole years, non-stop... no vacations din.

I wish I could talk to animals

granted..but you are to talk like them for the rest of your life(which would mean human beings cannot understand you)

i wish i have the latest gadgets for free..



yay!^_^

Granted... pero lahat e depektib.

...ano ba....?
Hmm....

Aha!!! I wish that the world was never created in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!

(Emo's dream come true!!!)

granted............................................what are you waiting for?? shOo!! disappear!


i wish i have supernatural powers..



yay!^_^

Granted.....so yea now ur not normal!!


I wish Harry Potter is my friend.