Know Confucius? He's a famous dead chinese guy known for his wise sayings. This game is called "Confuse-you says..." It's a unique game where you make a crazy and funny saying based on the topic the poster before you has posted!

Confuse-you says......Man is "constipated"


topic:medicine

confuse-you says... Too much medicine bad... too little medicine bad also... No drink medicine, it better...


topic= elevator

Confuse you says.....Going up going down??? Damn it tell me...!!



topic: chicken

Confuse-you says... chicken not cross road... road cross chicken!!!

topic= midget

Confuse you says.......midget not small.......it's little and tiny


Topic:crazy

Confuse-you says... man who make love to girl on slope of hill, he not crazy... he "just not on level."

topic= juice

Confuse you says.....man who drink apple juice gets vit.c but gets constipated....



topic: love

Confuse-you says... Man love wife when he whisper sweet nothings in her ear... Love over when husband says nothing sweet.


Topic= different

Confuse you says.....man different when man is not the same......


*weird nun ah......*

topic:...loveletter

Confuse-you says... Love letter not really love nor letter... it both, but same...

*o_0;; Ano daw?*

*Anou... Pareho na tayo may OT dito... Next page na ang next OT, ha?*

Topic: mermaid


Confuse you says.....man eat mermaid's tale coz it's still a half fish...

...

Topic: Lady

Confuse you says... When lady say "no" she mean "perhaps"... when she say "perhaps" she mean "yes"... when she say "yes," she not lady.

Topic: ice cream

Confuse you says......hey man....lick your icecream before the dog does...


topic: honey

^


Confuse-you says... Difference between honey and honeymoon is... after 2 years, honey still good.

^
^
^
really



topic: money


Confuse you says.....money is not money if you dont have it.


topic: japanese

Confuse you says.....japanese is Language commonly use in Anime.

Topic: Music

confuse-you says...music is cant be called music if its not japanese^_^



next:yo-yo

Confuse you says........man cant play yo-yo w/o string


topic: jelly

confuse-you says....jelly is in trouble if its in the table


next:sushi

confuse you says..........sushi.......must be gone....in a hurry...


topis: pizza

confuse-you says...pizza is yummy and it must be in my tummy^_^



next:branches

Confuse you says.... Branch not only good on trees... it also good on naughty kid
(In tagalog: Ang sanga ng puno ay pwedeng pamalo.)


Topic: English

confuse you says english is english and not taglish^_^



next:microphone

Confuse you says.........microphone bad for me.......*kc sintunado ko eh*

topic: ligaw??? *anu ba un??*

Ligaw: "courtship"

Confuse you says... In america, they don't have ligaw. That is why ate is manhid.

topic: virus

Confuse you says that..that Deathbunny is a virus..

topic: "sleep"



yay!^_^

Consfuse you says......man need sleep lots of sleep.



topic: embarass

Confuse you says... Embarrassment all in mind. If you don't mind, you no embarrassed.

Next: Soup

confuse-you says...soup is soup if its hot^_^




next:pencil

Confuse you says...man have no anime when no pencil.....

*ang hirap nun ah...*


topic: graphite

OT:nani? whats a graphite??

OT: graphite lapis din ata un eh. used for shading and outlining!!

@topic: confuse you says no grapgie no drawing

topic: girlfriend

confuse-you says no permmit no gf


next:tennis

confuse you says no tennis ball no tennis game

topic: pervert

Confuse you says... Tennis better than girl. With tennis, you get "love" when you do nothing.


Next: Basketball

Confuse you say... No ball no Basket No game BasketBall

wla akong maisip


Next:Baseball

Uy, andali!!!!!


Confuse-you says.... Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.


Next: Football

confuse-you says....foot ball is not foot ball if you have no foot



next:LIARS!

Confuse You says... Anything man say, a lie. When woman say same thing, it become excuse.

Next: Excitement

Confuse you says man not excited when man is sleepy.


topic: later

confuse you says.. many problems now, no problems later..

ahehe..

topic: friends

confuse you says friends help friends in eating!!



topic:boys


===============ANGELKATIE=================

confuse you says boys are weird sometimes....



topic: angel

Confuse you says Angels not Angels if not use disguise...

Topic: Heaven

Confuse you says man cant go to heaven if man still alive


nxt: song

Confuse you says... Song from heart different from song from mouth. Song from mouth sometimes sound bad.

Next: dance

Confuse you says when man dance man needs music


nxt: japanese

Confuse you says... Japanese lost World War II.

Next: Pac-man

Confuse you says pac-man ate everything on the game..


nxt:king

Confuse you says... Man not king of castle. When women around, man become servant of castle...


Next: Books

Confuse you says book is students' bestfriend.


Nxt: gravity

Confuse you says... Moon has less gravity than earth. Therefore, I will become lighter in moon.

next: topic

Confuse you says no topic no conversation,

nxt: doctor

Confuse you says, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Pag ayaw parin umalis ng doctor, batuhin mo ng apples!


Next: Talk

Confuse you says man dont talk when man's breath stinks....


next: comb

Confuse you says, if comb can't brush, it's not comb...

Topic: Kiss

confuse you says girls kisses boy if girl is happy...


nxt: idiot

confuse you say idiots will not know they doing...


nxt: lie

Confuse you says... Liar no good if lie holds truth...

Topic: Musician

confuse you says musician is the best lover...

nxt: essay

Confuse you says... Essay better be essay...

Topic: Voice

confuse you says voice can be heard....all the time..


stupid!!

Confuse you says... People stupid when uh...

Topic: Storm

confuse you says....after the storm there is always a rainbow...


topic: fool

Confuse you says... You no fool if you fool around.

Topic: Love

Confuse you says... Love fell on the well... because love is blind...

next: apology

Confuse you says... trust like condoms. (ehem, ehem...)
If broken, no can stop ballooning of big problem.
Better to apologize now, before condom (err... trust...) completely gone.





Next: Studies

confuse u say a good child is a good at studies...

topic: sleep

Confuse you says... Sleep is an essential.
Sleep anywhere, anytime unless you hit by sun.

Topic: Street

confuse u say... somewhere down the road theres a street, called sesame street....



topic: useless

Confuse you says... useless combine use and less.
May mean less use.

Topic: Hurt

confuse u says......love hurts but sometimes its a good hurt....and it feels like im alright....


Topic: dig

Confuse you say.... Sandslash use dig

Topic: Cute

confuse u says......cute without the e



topic: damn

Confuse you says... Damn mean different without the 'n'.

Topic: Smiley

Confuse you says... Smiley Face

Topic: SAME

Confuse you says... Smiley not a word with 'y'.



Topic: Gift

Confucius says: you waste money on cheap junk


topic: condoms

Confucius says: I hate condoms

Topic: Aya Hirano

Confuse you says Aya Hirano and Ayisharu are both aya's..

topic: park

Confucius says: park is good but i need cash.



topic: shit

Confucius says: you are the pieces of SHIT!!!





Topic:Death

Confuse you says death is the absence of life .. .. .. .. ??

topic : crime

confuscius says : love is a crime

nxt : gay

confucius says that gays are people too.

next: anime

confucius says Anime is addiction



nxt: boring

confucius says - that boring days make people do boring stuff...

topic : love

confuse you says that love could either make you or destroy you

topic: summer

confucius says - summer is hot


nxt: Tears

confucius says tears are forms of energy that makes you release intense emotions.

next : feather

Confuse you says..... feather is a feather,and its a feather. (LOL!)


nxt: toy

Confuse you says..... TOY is a TOY,and its a TOY. (Wahahaha inulit lng )





nxt: Black

OMG why is this game back again ok here it goes hmm...

confucuis says...BLACK is good, BLACK means no dandruff...my name is confucius XD

hei...im_nothing_but_a_shadow didnt put something next...so i guess i'll start again...is that alright?

confuse you says" no parking"....

topic: peanutbutter