Barney = Satan
The truth is finally known! Barney seems innocent and sweet but in fact he is Satan. It's all very simple:
1) Start with the given: CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2) Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway): CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3) Extract all Roman Numerals: C V V L D I V
4) Convert into Arabic values: 100 5 5 50 500 1 5
5) Add all the numbers: 666
Thus, Barney is Satan.
(They do everything they can to match the facts... ang galing noh?)
Full Version: The Cute Purple Dinosuar is really Evil!
Naalala ko tuloy yung pinakanta sa amin nung CAT officers namin last year... 
kung tooo man yan... masaya ako kasi di ko type ang color purple at ayaw ko sa dino since mapanaginipan kong hinahabol ako ng isa...
kung tooo man yan... masaya ako kasi di ko type ang color purple at ayaw ko sa dino since mapanaginipan kong hinahabol ako ng isa...
you must have eaten a lot that night, kaya ka siguro nanaginip ng ganun.
it just merely coincidence. pero ang galing nila di ba
it just merely coincidence. pero ang galing nila di ba
Maxado talagang wide ang mysteries when it comes to human mind... kaya di ako nagbalak mag-take ng psychology... baka ako pa unang mabaliw...
ahehehe... sarap kaya mag psych, its one of my favorite subject
anyways, buti na lang hindi ako familiar kay barney, kahit isang show nya hindi ko napanood. hehehhe
anyways, buti na lang hindi ako familiar kay barney, kahit isang show nya hindi ko napanood. hehehhe
I find barney as a stupid dinosaur IMO, mas matino pa c Big Bird sa Sesame St. kay sa kanya eh..
Anyway, I'm just amazed sa ginawa nila.. Kahit c Barney, di nila pinatawad..
BTW, did you know that Teletubbies was banned? hahahah...
Off-topic: Maganda naman yung course na "psych"... Knowing theories about people's behavior... You know how to deal with different people... It's like reading other's mind...
Anyway, I'm just amazed sa ginawa nila.. Kahit c Barney, di nila pinatawad..
BTW, did you know that Teletubbies was banned? hahahah...
Off-topic: Maganda naman yung course na "psych"... Knowing theories about people's behavior... You know how to deal with different people... It's like reading other's mind...
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun
Bang! Bang!
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur..
You love me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun
Bang! Bang!
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur..
yay!^_^
yar!!
kill barney.....
gao..
kill barney.....
gao..
QUOTE (ayisharu @ Thu Sep 13, 2007 3:24 pm)
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun
Bang! Bang!
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur..
You love me
Let's go out and kill Barney
With a shotgun
Bang! Bang!
Barney's on the floor
No more stupid dinosaur..
yay!^_^
Haha!
favorite song! madalas namin kantahin yan last year kapag hawak namin yung rifle namin... hehe... kill the stupid dino!
There's a bit difference in our lyrics with this part..
"with a big shot gun and bombs on the floor"
"NO MORE STUPID DINOSAUR"
"with a big shot gun and bombs on the floor"
"NO MORE STUPID DINOSAUR"
^
^
parehas lang yan
hehe..
yay!^_^
^
parehas lang yan
hehe..
yay!^_^
Iba yung thoughts eh... Mas brutal sa akin! 
You guys know why the guy who dresses up as Barney get 1 million dollars a week?
Compensation for all the humiliation he gets at home.
What's the difference between Hay and Barney?
-One is cattle fodder, while the other is Gun Fodder.
*BANG!!!!!!*
Did you hear...? Pandora's Box was opened!
When it was opened, out stepped George Bush, Erap and Satan.
We caught two of them, but the other one managed to possess Dinosaur Suit.
D@mn, Barney's so stupid, people often refer to him as "The Other Mr. President"
Compensation for all the humiliation he gets at home.
What's the difference between Hay and Barney?
-One is cattle fodder, while the other is Gun Fodder.
*BANG!!!!!!*
Did you hear...? Pandora's Box was opened!
When it was opened, out stepped George Bush, Erap and Satan.
We caught two of them, but the other one managed to possess Dinosaur Suit.
D@mn, Barney's so stupid, people often refer to him as "The Other Mr. President"
| QUOTE (Kyon @ Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:38 pm) |
| There's a bit difference in our lyrics with this part.. "with a big shot gun and bombs on the floor" "NO MORE STUPID DINOSAUR" |
patay pa rin namn si Barney eh... basta walang entrails... eww...
Even the teletubbies were a lot smarter than him...
| QUOTE |
| The teletubbies were a lot smarter than him... |
Yes.... Pero mas annoying nman ang PLDT....
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PLDT? Ano yun?
Poh
Lala
Dipsy
Tinky-winky
Since pareho silang nakakainis, I just want to see them devour the purple dino... then... throw them off the Everest... no annoying mascots anymore!
Yung teletubbies daw natuturo ng "gay stuffs" kaya na ban... Ewan ko lng kay Barney (It looks gay to me kac), and still not banned... I love to see a purple Dino BBq.. YUM! 
the cute purple dinosaur... barney right??
have you guys received this forwarded message too?
the barney song
"i love you
you love me
let's go out and kill barney
with a shotgun
'bang! bang'
barney's on the floor
no more baklang dinosaur......"
have you guys received this forwarded message too?
the barney song
"i love you
you love me
let's go out and kill barney
with a shotgun
'bang! bang'
barney's on the floor
no more baklang dinosaur......"
LOL! pti ba nmn pambatang Satan pinaguusapan nyu. XD
@riean..
haha
nakatanggap din ako.. xD
pero d "bakla".. it's "stupid" sakin.. hehe
♪ i love you
you love me
let's go out and kill barney
with a shotgun
bang! bang!
barney's on the floor
no more stupid dinosaur ♪
haha
nakatanggap din ako.. xD
pero d "bakla".. it's "stupid" sakin.. hehe
♪ i love you
you love me
let's go out and kill barney
with a shotgun
bang! bang!
barney's on the floor
no more stupid dinosaur ♪
eto ung kanta namin kay barney when i was around 7yr's old.. nung nasa states pa ko..
i hate you
you hate me
lets gang up and beat up barney
with a punch and a kick
barney's on the floor
no more purple dinasaur..
just remembered it
i hate you
you hate me
lets gang up and beat up barney
with a punch and a kick
barney's on the floor
no more purple dinasaur..
just remembered it
pero come to think of it.. kawawa naman barney hindi naman nanga-ano.. lolz..
Cnu fans ni Barney D2? Sori po ha?
It is only weird yet "corny" fiction.
It is only weird yet "corny" fiction.
that stupid dinosaur.......
it really getting up to my nerves!!....
kinasusukalaman ko ang inutil na dinosaur na yan!!!..
paborito yan ng professor ko dito sa pup na nangbagsak sa akin nang walang dahilan!!!
wala namang sense ang mga pinag gagawa niya!!! mas gusto ko pa sesame street saka batibot!! natuto pa ako dun nung bata ako!!!
bakit ba laging may dalang bag yan? at bakit ba ganun ang kulay niya?
may dinosaur bang kulay bayolet?
bakit ganun ang ngiti niya? nakakairita!!!
dino ang apelyido ko at gusto ko lahat ng bagay na associate sa dinosaur...pero salahat ng mga bagay na associate sa dinosaur dito sa mascot na ito ako naiirita!!!
it really getting up to my nerves!!....
kinasusukalaman ko ang inutil na dinosaur na yan!!!..
paborito yan ng professor ko dito sa pup na nangbagsak sa akin nang walang dahilan!!!
wala namang sense ang mga pinag gagawa niya!!! mas gusto ko pa sesame street saka batibot!! natuto pa ako dun nung bata ako!!!
bakit ba laging may dalang bag yan? at bakit ba ganun ang kulay niya?
may dinosaur bang kulay bayolet?
bakit ganun ang ngiti niya? nakakairita!!!
dino ang apelyido ko at gusto ko lahat ng bagay na associate sa dinosaur...pero salahat ng mga bagay na associate sa dinosaur dito sa mascot na ito ako naiirita!!!
Sana MagWrestling cla ni BigBird! Talo talaga yang Kupal na Dinosaur na yan!
@Kyon
hwoy! Anung Kupal? ikw ha! XD
lhat nmn ng living things gnun nagsimula. XD
hwoy! Anung Kupal? ikw ha! XD
lhat nmn ng living things gnun nagsimula. XD
oo nga naman kyon!!! wag ganun!!! ikumpara ba naman ang kupal kay barney? kawawa naman yung kupal!!! agrabyado!! luging lugi yung kupal kay barney!!!
kupal na nga lang siya ikinumpara pa siya kay barney e lamang na lamang ang kupal dun e!!!..
hehehe
kupal na nga lang siya ikinumpara pa siya kay barney e lamang na lamang ang kupal dun e!!!..
hehehe
I hate Barney...
Killing him sounds great...REALLY great....
*brings out a scythe*
uhmmm... come to think of it.
since malaki na tau at ndi na bata.
bat lumabas si barney sa gnitung situation na malaki na tau?
eh pambata lng un? XD
nvm,just kill him.
cnu ba ung nasaloob nung mascot?
sabihin ko P****g I*a nya! LOL!
since malaki na tau at ndi na bata.
bat lumabas si barney sa gnitung situation na malaki na tau?
eh pambata lng un? XD
nvm,just kill him.
cnu ba ung nasaloob nung mascot?
sabihin ko P****g I*a nya! LOL!